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[collectsfeathers]

What else would you call it?

A shame. I'm sure he was very disappointed.

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i mean we were just hanging out and looking at the chocobos
so that's totally not a date
dates are like romantic and kissing and stuff
right??

[ he's putting his foot in his mouth. please make it stop. ]

did he say he was disappointed?
oh man...
i'm sorry i thought we were just gonna look at em

i didn't mean to mess up 😭

[collectsfeathers]

[Oh. My god. Forget assassin training he should clearly just give you lessons on how to not do. Whatever it is you're doing.]

I assure you, he was far from disappointed. He could not stop talking about them for the rest of the day.

Perhaps you should ask him on an actual date. I think he might enjoy that as well.

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ok that's cool
i guess
there's plenty if he ever wants one but

[ ezio, just murder him why don't you. ]


i dunno man
dates are a lot of pressure
and what if he says no
or he doesn't like me
what if he doesn't like me and says no
there's only so much rejection a guy can take

[collectsfeathers]

Please, do not tell him that. He will want to keep it in the apartment.

[Can't. It would make Noctis sad.]

He will not say no.

Do you want me to ask him for you?

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what's wrong with that?
i keep some of the chicks when they're feeling down
helps them feel better i think

[ or so he assumes because he's apparently a chocobo whisperer now. ]

no uh
i mean i should probably do it myself
are you sure he won't say no??

[collectsfeathers]

I would tell you, but I get the feeling you would not understand.

[Listen, Chocobo-Dun-Dee, he doesn't want his house smelling like birds okay.]

I am positive. Trust me.

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try me dude
i bet i so could

[ but also he will probably try to argue it anyway because chocobos are awesome. ]

okay
ok i'll do it
i'll ask him

[collectsfeathers]

Because birds do not belong in the house.

[They are mildly okay.]

Molto bene. If there is anything you need for this date, you have only to ask.

[Since he's the only Dominant in this equation. Whoops.]

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that's why you gotta take em for walks and love em
the big ones you wouldn't wanna keep in the house anyway

[ but the chicks are a completely different story!!! ]

uh yeah thanks
i think we'll be okay
if i need anything i'll totally come to you tho

[collectsfeathers]

Strange. I have to do the same with Leonardo.

[That actually makes sense tho.]

Good luck.