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burstmodes) wrote2019-01-27 06:53 pm
burstmodes) wrote2019-01-27 06:53 pm
burstmodes) wrote2019-01-27 06:53 pm
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i didn't say i had a problem
i just said it was a bad joke
[ is he pouting? you bet your royal butt he is. ]
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I wonder if we can find a support group for you
B.P.A
Bad Punners Anonymouse
[Maybe you're cute when you pout]
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you know they make you have like support buddies and stuff
so guess who i'm choosing ๐ค
[ get out of here with your cute comments!!! ]
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I got you
I'll get you through this ๐
[Then stop being so cute!]
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i knew you'd always have my back
[ well, he's not being cute anymore. he's just rolling his eyes at noct and the text. ]
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You know I'm always gonna have your back, right?
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yeah dude i know
and i'll always have yours
that's what best friends are for right??
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But you know, I gotta say
Pretty sure I got the best best friend a guy could ask for
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unless you're trying to butter me up for something
[ it's a tease, but also, he's partially suspicious. what is he wanting him to do??? ]
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What would I have to do to use you as an excuse to get out of training with Gladio?
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because the last time you tried he didn't believe it
and then you spent like the whole night complaining about how your everything was gonna fall off
we gotta make it a good excuse
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Sorry, Gladio, I really want to come train with you today, but Prompto got a little out of control fucking me last night and I'm too sore to move
Think he'll buy it?
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i just dropped my phone on my face
[ because he's dying inside. w h a t ]
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you're really gonna say that to him?!
we didn't even do anything like
uh
i mean
aren't you supposed to do that stuff and then use it as an excuse?!
[ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]
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I guess if I want it to be believable we're gonna have to
In case he wants evidence
Think you're up to the challenge?
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this is fine. he's fine. they're fine. ]
i dunno man
how hard am i gonna have to fuck you?
seems like a pretty intense situation here
maybe we should start out easy?!
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Probably pretty hard
Gladio isn't gonna accept just any excuse
But I guess we could start off slow
You could come over and we could make out
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ok
um okay yeah
i guess we should start with that and then go from there?
do you have everything?
like i mean the stuff we need for doing things
sex
yeah that thing
do you have all that???
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Please tell me what things we're gonna need
For
You know
That thing
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uh you know
lube i guess
condoms???
do we need anything else?
hang on i gotta look it up real quick
[ a minute later: ]
ok that was a mistake
like a HUGE mistake
you owe me
i'm just gonna come over and hope you have stuff we can use
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Please tell me you did not actually look it up
Dude do you know what I'm going to have to do to get those images out of your head?
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Will you just
Get your cute ass over here already
I've been dreaming about it for weeks
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