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[broplaints]

[Why is he friends with you?]

Please stop
You're embarrassing yourself
And me

[burstmodes]

hey!
i said it was bad
don't look at me okay

[broplaints]

They do say the first step is admitting you have a problem

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what problem?!
i didn't say i had a problem
i just said it was a bad joke

[ is he pouting? you bet your royal butt he is. ]

[broplaints]

Your problem is telling bad jokes
I wonder if we can find a support group for you
B.P.A
Bad Punners Anonymouse

[Maybe you're cute when you pout]

[burstmodes]

yeah well
you know they make you have like support buddies and stuff
so guess who i'm choosing 😤

[ get out of here with your cute comments!!! ]

[broplaints]

Don't worry bro
I got you
I'll get you through this 😎

[Then stop being so cute!]

[burstmodes]

sure sure
i knew you'd always have my back

[ well, he's not being cute anymore. he's just rolling his eyes at noct and the text. ]

1/2

[broplaints]

What are bros for?

2/2

[broplaints]

[And then, right after:]

You know I'm always gonna have your back, right?

[burstmodes]

[ prompto squints at that text. is this a joke too, or... ? ]

yeah dude i know
and i'll always have yours
that's what best friends are for right??

[broplaints]

Yeah
But you know, I gotta say
Pretty sure I got the best best friend a guy could ask for

[burstmodes]

don't get sappy on me now noct
unless you're trying to butter me up for something

[ it's a tease, but also, he's partially suspicious. what is he wanting him to do??? ]

[broplaints]

You know me too well

What would I have to do to use you as an excuse to get out of training with Gladio?

[burstmodes]

uh i dunno
because the last time you tried he didn't believe it
and then you spent like the whole night complaining about how your everything was gonna fall off

we gotta make it a good excuse

[broplaints]

What about...

Sorry, Gladio, I really want to come train with you today, but Prompto got a little out of control fucking me last night and I'm too sore to move

Think he'll buy it?

1/3

[burstmodes]

alksjdfha

2/3

[burstmodes]

shit sorry
i just dropped my phone on my face

[ because he's dying inside. w h a t ]

3/3

[burstmodes]

but are you serious
you're really gonna say that to him?!
we didn't even do anything like

uh

i mean
aren't you supposed to do that stuff and then use it as an excuse?!

[ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

[broplaints]

Well
I guess if I want it to be believable we're gonna have to
In case he wants evidence

Think you're up to the challenge?

[burstmodes]

[ is this... is he for real?! should he say no? should he say yes?! what does he do? he's kind of freaking out because he hadn't thought about something like this actually happening since – well, there's no excuse there. okay. it's fine.

this is fine. he's fine. they're fine. ]

i dunno man
how hard am i gonna have to fuck you?
seems like a pretty intense situation here





maybe we should start out easy?!

[broplaints]

[Listen. He could have just been straight forward and asked. But knowing you, you wouldn't have gotten it and thought he needed help hanging a picture or something.]

Probably pretty hard
Gladio isn't gonna accept just any excuse


But I guess we could start off slow
You could come over and we could make out

[burstmodes]

[ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!! ]

ok
um okay yeah
i guess we should start with that and then go from there?

do you have everything?
like i mean the stuff we need for doing things
sex
yeah that thing
do you have all that???

[broplaints]

Hm, you know I'm not sure
Please tell me what things we're gonna need
For
You know
That thing

[burstmodes]

[ dammit!!!! he didn't want to answer that. ]

uh you know
lube i guess
condoms???
do we need anything else?

hang on i gotta look it up real quick

[ a minute later: ]

ok that was a mistake
like a HUGE mistake
you owe me
i'm just gonna come over and hope you have stuff we can use