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[burstmodes]

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[broplaints]

So I know I haven't told you this lately












But you're doing really eggcellent

[burstmodes]

hey you know what they say
it ain't all it's cracked up to be 😉

no need to flatter me tho buddy

[broplaints]

It's all fun and games until someone falls and breaks open their shell

Don't get too excited
I sent the same thing to Specs

[burstmodes]

oh

well you gotta let me know what he says
cuz i wonder if iggy's on his egg game today or not

[broplaints]

Come on now Prompto
You know Iggy is always impeggcable

It's Gladio I'm worried about

1/2

[burstmodes]

why?
you think he's gonna yolk?

2/2

[burstmodes]

[ and then literally a second later: ]

no no no
that was so bad
even for me
maybe i should just stick with the og choke
and never say that again haha

[broplaints]

[Why is he friends with you?]

Please stop
You're embarrassing yourself
And me

[burstmodes]

hey!
i said it was bad
don't look at me okay

[broplaints]

They do say the first step is admitting you have a problem

[burstmodes]

what problem?!
i didn't say i had a problem
i just said it was a bad joke

[ is he pouting? you bet your royal butt he is. ]

[broplaints]

Your problem is telling bad jokes
I wonder if we can find a support group for you
B.P.A
Bad Punners Anonymouse

[Maybe you're cute when you pout]

[burstmodes]

yeah well
you know they make you have like support buddies and stuff
so guess who i'm choosing 😤

[ get out of here with your cute comments!!! ]

[broplaints]

Don't worry bro
I got you
I'll get you through this 😎

[Then stop being so cute!]

[burstmodes]

sure sure
i knew you'd always have my back

[ well, he's not being cute anymore. he's just rolling his eyes at noct and the text. ]

1/2

[broplaints]

What are bros for?

2/2

[broplaints]

[And then, right after:]

You know I'm always gonna have your back, right?

[burstmodes]

[ prompto squints at that text. is this a joke too, or... ? ]

yeah dude i know
and i'll always have yours
that's what best friends are for right??

[broplaints]

Yeah
But you know, I gotta say
Pretty sure I got the best best friend a guy could ask for

[burstmodes]

don't get sappy on me now noct
unless you're trying to butter me up for something

[ it's a tease, but also, he's partially suspicious. what is he wanting him to do??? ]

[broplaints]

You know me too well

What would I have to do to use you as an excuse to get out of training with Gladio?

[burstmodes]

uh i dunno
because the last time you tried he didn't believe it
and then you spent like the whole night complaining about how your everything was gonna fall off

we gotta make it a good excuse

[broplaints]

What about...

Sorry, Gladio, I really want to come train with you today, but Prompto got a little out of control fucking me last night and I'm too sore to move

Think he'll buy it?

1/3

[burstmodes]

alksjdfha

2/3

[burstmodes]

shit sorry
i just dropped my phone on my face

[ because he's dying inside. w h a t ]